"I did not have sexual relations with that woman Miss Lewinski." -Bill CLinton
Translation: I put a cigar in her vagina and I let her fellate me.
"Iraq has stockpiled biological and chemical weapons, and is rebuilding the facilities used to make more of those weapons." - George Bush
Translation: On Sept. 18, 2002, CIA director George Tenet briefed me in the Oval Office on top-secret intelligence that Saddam Hussein did not have weapons of mass destruction, but I dismissed as worthless this information, because I wanted to believe other sources.
We are not selling NB Power. - Shawn Graham
Translation: We're selling Genco which is only the heart of NB Power Group, Nuclearco, the company that runs that pesky Point Lepreau and maybe even Holdco which is mearly the brains of the outfit. I'm not sure about Holdco yet though. I have to wait and see what David Gagnon tells me.
Translation: I put a cigar in her vagina and I let her fellate me.
"Iraq has stockpiled biological and chemical weapons, and is rebuilding the facilities used to make more of those weapons." - George Bush
Translation: On Sept. 18, 2002, CIA director George Tenet briefed me in the Oval Office on top-secret intelligence that Saddam Hussein did not have weapons of mass destruction, but I dismissed as worthless this information, because I wanted to believe other sources.
We are not selling NB Power. - Shawn Graham
Translation: We're selling Genco which is only the heart of NB Power Group, Nuclearco, the company that runs that pesky Point Lepreau and maybe even Holdco which is mearly the brains of the outfit. I'm not sure about Holdco yet though. I have to wait and see what David Gagnon tells me.
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